Because I Don't Know What You Mean and What You Don't (Hardcover)

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Because I Don't Know What You Mean and What You Don't (Hardcover)


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From a comic mastermind comes this brilliant collection of stories

Three teenagers believe they are witches.
A woman defaces a local billboard.
A bored landlord tries to influence his son's best friend.
A cul-de-sac WhatsApp group discusses eggs at length.
A heavily pregnant woman finds a way to time travel and a girl discovers joy on a stolen bicycle . . .

Each tale paints a life in miniature and offers an escape chute from the catastrophes of modern life.
Josie Long is a writer and a stand-up comedian. She won the Best Newcomer award at Edinburgh Fringe Festival and has been nominated three times for Best Show. She was born in Kent in 1982 and studied English at Oxford University. She currently lives in Glasgow. @josielong
Product Details ISBN: 9781838856083
ISBN-10: 1838856080
Publisher: Canongate Books
Publication Date: February 13th, 2024
Pages: 208
Language: English

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